Kafka could never have written as he did had he lived in a house.
ALAN BENNETTGod doesn’t do notes, either. Did Jesus Christ say, “Can I be excused the Crucifixion?” No!
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Those who have known the famous are publicly debriefed of their memories.
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f they’d been working with Alec Guinness, for instance, they wouldn’t have known they were born if they’d not towed the line!
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If, for instance, we’d made the film after the show had been to Broadway, it would have been exactly the same film but we would have been assured that they would have understood it.
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A book, as it were, closes the book.
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The appeal of reading, she thought, lay in its indifference: there was something undeferring about literature.
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And now, here it is, set down by someone else, a person you have never met, someone even who is long dead. And it is as if a hand has come out, and taken yours
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We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.
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Far from wanting time to pass, one just wishes one had more of it. If one wanted to pass the time one could go to New Zealand.
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I think the writer’s quite low down in the hierarchy really. But the fact that they took the piss out of Nicholas [Hynter] who, besides being the director, is also director of the National Theatre is, I’d have thought, slightly more risky.
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The thing I think about is that once you’ve done it, you then start to think about what you’re going to do next.
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One of the hardest things for a teacher to learn is not to try and tell them.
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At eighty things do not occur; they recur.
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I’m not “happy” but I’m not unhappy about it.
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I’m for the freedom of expression, given that it will be under strict control.
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I think perhaps that’s why I live in Ibiza, because the blue of the Mediterranean, you see, reminds me of the blue of the eyes of those Doncaster miners.
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