Kafka could never have written as he did had he lived in a house.
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More Alan Bennett Quotes
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If you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arranging.
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I suppose I’m the only person who remembers one of the most exciting of his ballets-it’s the fruit of an unlikely collaboration between Nijinsky on the one hand and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle on the other.
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There is no such thing as a good script, onlya good film, and I’m conscious that my scripts often read better than they play.
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Clichés can be quite fun. That’s how they got to be clichés.
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The appeal of reading, she thought, lay in its indifference: there was something undeferring about literature.
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The Breed never dies. Sapper, Buchan, Dornford Yates, practitioners in that school of Snobbery withViolence that runs like a thread of good-class tweed through twentieth-century literature.
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Philip Larkin used to cheer himself up by looking in the mirror and saying the line from Rebecca, ‘I am Mrs de Winter now!
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Artists, celebrated for their humanity, they turn out to be scarcely human at all.
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And now, here it is, set down by someone else, a person you have never met, someone even who is long dead. And it is as if a hand has come out, and taken yours
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Memories are not shackles, Franklin, they are garlands.
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I think perhaps that’s why I live in Ibiza, because the blue of the Mediterranean, you see, reminds me of the blue of the eyes of those Doncaster miners.
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It’s like going to a place that you’ve never been to before – you’ve got a picture of it and then you go there and that picture is totally wiped out by the reality.
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But most men regard their life as a poem that women threaten.
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One of the hardest things for boys to learn is that a teacher is human.
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I’m for the freedom of expression, given that it will be under strict control.
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We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.
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Life is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key.
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Life is rather like a tin of sardines – we’re all of us looking for the key.
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We have fish and chips, which W. and I fetch from the shop in Settle market-place.
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Nor did they seem to think one had done them a kindness by reading their writings. Rather they had done one the kindness by writing them.
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I bet Tom Stoppard doesn’t have to do this’ or There is no doubt David Hare would have deputed this to an underling.’
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It [Cambridge] wasn’t a holy grail in the sense that I’d never been to Cambridge.
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Only when I mention it to W. does he explain Kestrel is now a lager. I imagine the future is going to contain an increasing number of incidents like this.
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Far from wanting time to pass, one just wishes one had more of it. If one wanted to pass the time one could go to New Zealand.
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I can walk. It’s just that I’m so rich I don’t need to.
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Cancer, like any other illness, is a bore.
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