It’s like going to a place that you’ve never been to before – you’ve got a picture of it and then you go there and that picture is totally wiped out by the reality.
ALAN BENNETTIt was the kind of library he had only read about in books.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Deluded liberal that I am, I persist in thinking that those with a streak of sexual unorthodoxy ought to be more tolerant of their fellows than those who lead an entirely godly, righteous and sober life.
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…she felt about reading what some writers felt about writing: that it was impossible not to do it and that at this late stage of her life she had been chosen to read as others were chosen to write.
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I have never understood disliking for war. It panders to instincts already catered for within the scope of any respectable domestic establishment.
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But then books, as I’m sure you know, seldom prompt a course of action.
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Philip Larkin used to cheer himself up by looking in the mirror and saying the line from Rebecca, ‘I am Mrs de Winter now!
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However bad the weather, Dad never drove to church because Mam thought the sacrament might make him incapable on the return journey.
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Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache.
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Imagine that. Per person. This means that if the time scale is diminished in proportion to that of space it would be quite possible for the whole story of Greece and Rome to be played out between farts.
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To read is to withdraw.To make oneself unavailable. One would feel easier about it if the pursuit inself were less…selfish.
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Books, bread and butter, mashed potato – one finishes what’s on one’s plate. That’s always been my philosophy.
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Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
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Books are not about passing the time. They’re about other lives. Other worlds.
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Never read the Bible as if it means something. Or at any rate don’t try and mean it. Nor prayers.
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A book, as it were, closes the book.
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God doesn’t do notes, either. Did Jesus Christ say, “Can I be excused the Crucifixion?” No!
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Put him in a nice detached villa and he’d never have written a word.
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Why is it always the “intelligent” people who are socialists?
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History is a commentary on the various and continuing incapabilities of men. What is history? History is women following behind with the bucket.
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But then, when I did go, the contrast between Leeds, which was very black and sooty in those days, and Cambridge, which seemed like something out of a fairystory, in the grip of a hard frost, was just wonderful.
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I think the writer’s quite low down in the hierarchy really. But the fact that they took the piss out of Nicholas [Hynter] who, besides being the director, is also director of the National Theatre is, I’d have thought, slightly more risky.
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It was the kind of library he had only read about in books.
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I tried to explain to her the significance of the great poet, but without much success,
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The thing I think about is that once you’ve done it, you then start to think about what you’re going to do next.
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Above literature?’ said the Queen. ‘Who is above literature? You might as well say one was above humanity.
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That’s a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water.
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I suppose I’m the only person who remembers one of the most exciting of his ballets-it’s the fruit of an unlikely collaboration between Nijinsky on the one hand and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle on the other.
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