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The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.

Al Franken

I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.
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Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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There’s no comparison between NPR and the propaganda that you hear from Rush or from Sean Hannity.
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We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we’d discuss it with our parents.
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Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
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They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
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I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn’t been any radio that did that. And so they weren’t trained.
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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If Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire – and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.
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It was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private.
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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I had a great time working on the movies, both the major movies I’ve done.
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I can assure you, this is not about spying on the American people.
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I think that the default for collecting any kind of personal data should be opt-in consent.
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I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents.
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That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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Changing technologies, changing marketplaces, and even changing trends in anti-competitive practices have all presented challenges to antitrust enforcement.
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We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it’s uncomfortable to talk about.
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When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building,
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My spiritual life is… sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don’t. When I do have access to it, it’s usually a sense of my understanding what the best course of action or the best thing for me to do.
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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It is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as something of a mixed bag and not as a complete disaster.
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Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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The civil rights movement was very important in my house, and then Vietnam was very important ’cause there were two boys, so I came of age during a very heated political climate.
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