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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.
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I’m a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I’ll never stop.
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Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
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