The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
AL FRANKENGrown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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Gary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
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The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I’ve had to learn a little bit about it. It’s not rocket science: You get ratings, that’s good.
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The institutions that we’ve built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don’t apply to the private sector.
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My mom sold real estate and did it part time.
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it’s wrong. It’s just wrong.
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The Republican agenda is a radical vision in which Medicaid is slashed to the bone – in which we start to balance the budget on the backs of, literally, our most vulnerable citizens.
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Good schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted.
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Changing technologies, changing marketplaces, and even changing trends in anti-competitive practices have all presented challenges to antitrust enforcement.
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If you want a free email service that doesn’t use your words to target ads to you, you’ll have to figure out how to port years and years of Gmail messages somewhere else, which is about as easy as developing your own free email service.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that’s funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there’s all kinds of advantages to it.
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Love takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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Medicare was established to secure that promise.
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He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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We know that the Russian’s interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.
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By best, I mean when I have a real sense of doing the right thing and doing good for people and the connected universe of everybody.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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After my varied and celebrated career in television, movies, publishing, and the lucrative world of corporate speaking, being a fellow at Harvard seemed, frankly, like a step down.
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