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I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.

Al Franken

I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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The next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics. I’m looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest.
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The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.
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I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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There’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.
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There’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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National security laws must protect national security. But they must also protect the public trust and preserve the ability of an informed electorate to hold its government to account.
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Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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I think the Internet has developed at this incredibly rapid pace because of net neutrality, because of the free nature of it, because a YouTube can start the way YouTube started.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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I believe people have a right to know what’s going on with their information and how it’s collected, how it’s stored and who gets it.
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I like the liberal tradition; I like the Hubert Humphrey tradition fighting for civil rights.
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Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t do something else and also make it sell.
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There’s no comparison between NPR and the propaganda that you hear from Rush or from Sean Hannity.
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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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The Freedom of Information Act doesn’t apply to Silicon Valley. And you can’t impeach Google if it breaks its ‘Don’t be evil’ campaign pledge.
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