I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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More Al Franken Quotes
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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Net neutrality has been in place since the very beginning of the Internet.
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They’re trying to pay for health care and send their kids to college, they’re worried about declining home values, they’re scared for a loved one they have serving in Iraq.
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We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it’s uncomfortable to talk about.
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The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.
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If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee – a tradition I’d like very much to continue.
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If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.
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I’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.
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Whining is anger through a small opening.
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I grew up in Minnesota, where we treasure our tradition of civic engagement – and our record of having the nation’s highest voter participation.
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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Good schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted.
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Which is why I think any loving, committed couple — gay or straight — should be able to get married.
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I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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I don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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I like the liberal tradition; I like the Hubert Humphrey tradition fighting for civil rights.
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They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
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And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that’s funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there’s all kinds of advantages to it.
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I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.
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Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.
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The civil rights movement was very important in my house, and then Vietnam was very important ’cause there were two boys, so I came of age during a very heated political climate.
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It’s hard for a liberal to go on between Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, because it’s like doing country music after hip-hop. I mean, just, the audience doesn’t go from one to the other.
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