It was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private.
AL FRANKENLiberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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There’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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I got interested in politics during the civil rights movement and then Vietnam.
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Technology is an incredible tool – it connects people to each other.
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I’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
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I don’t consider myself an artist necessarily, but craftsmen or people in the arts, their spiritualism is sort of when you’re writing well or performing well or doing whatever you do well.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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When I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn’t exist.
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Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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National security laws must protect national security. But they must also protect the public trust and preserve the ability of an informed electorate to hold its government to account.
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I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
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That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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The government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans’ privacy.
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It’s hard for a liberal to go on between Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, because it’s like doing country music after hip-hop. I mean, just, the audience doesn’t go from one to the other.
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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
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I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a “living” document.
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
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The Republican agenda is a radical vision in which Medicaid is slashed to the bone – in which we start to balance the budget on the backs of, literally, our most vulnerable citizens.
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Sometimes if I tell people, ‘I’m afraid that I’m really a fraud,’ or ‘I have a lot of self-doubt,’ they go.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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