I want to reclaim ‘liberal.’ I’m a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.
AL FRANKENMy mom sold real estate and did it part time.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor.
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The next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics. I’m looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest.
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Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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Good schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted.
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He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.
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The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.
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When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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Anybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule.
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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
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If Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire – and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.
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The crash of 2008 was driven in no small part by unfair practices in the mortgage industry which led to many consumers being trapped in loans they didn’t understand and couldn’t afford.
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Gary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
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My spiritual life is… sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don’t. When I do have access to it, it’s usually a sense of my understanding what the best course of action or the best thing for me to do.
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I feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf.
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We don’t know how many Russian oligarchs have invested in his business.
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The news movement conservatives that are just laying out, slathering out the disinformation and the lies, as I discuss in my book, ‘Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right.’
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The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.
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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
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I anticipate that Apple’s fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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But when Americans lack the most basic information about our domestic surveillance programs, they have no way of knowing whether we’re getting that balance right. This lack of transparency is a big problem.
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The Internet can only work if it’s a truly level playing field. Small businesses should have the same ability to reach customers as powerful corporations.
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