Which is why I think any loving, committed couple — gay or straight — should be able to get married.
AL FRANKENGoogle might be doping the horses.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Changing technologies, changing marketplaces, and even changing trends in anti-competitive practices have all presented challenges to antitrust enforcement.
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I anticipate that Apple’s fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.
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It was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private.
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Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn’t been any radio that did that. And so they weren’t trained.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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Net neutrality has been in place since the very beginning of the Internet.
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Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor.
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I get satisfaction when I write something I like, when I’m happy with it.
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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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If someone hacks your password, you can change it – as many times as you want.
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The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I’ve had to learn a little bit about it. It’s not rocket science: You get ratings, that’s good.
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I’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.
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But I think it’s a good thing. Some people thought that it was an odd career arc, but to me it made absolute sense.
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I like the liberal tradition; I like the Hubert Humphrey tradition fighting for civil rights.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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Medicare was established to secure that promise.
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I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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Anyone with an Internet connection and a few dollars can obtain personal information they should never have access to, including a user’s date of birth, e-mail address, or estimated income.
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When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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