I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’

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I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’

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Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.

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Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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Corruption Exploit Give Own
Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.

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Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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Be Bob Real Use
Anybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule.

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Anybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule.
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Anybody Deliberate Held Lie Ridicule Scorn Should
We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.

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We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.
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Back Have Pro-science
He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.

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He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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Making Three Week Year
It’s really building Air America that I’m focused on, and for me, that almost only means doing a good show.
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Almost Mean Only
I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.

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I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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Cut Disinformation No Panel
All concluded that Russia did in fact interfere in the 2016 election in order to, quote, help President-elect Trump’s election chances when possible by discrediting Secretary Clinton.

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All concluded that Russia did in fact interfere in the 2016 election in order to, quote, help President-elect Trump’s election chances when possible by discrediting Secretary Clinton.
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Chance Discraeding Elect Interfere Order President Quote Secretary
I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.

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I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
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After Go Think
I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.

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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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Less More Spent Wish
If you control the flow of information, you can control the conversation around important issues. If you can control the conversation, you can change this country.

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If you control the flow of information, you can control the conversation around important issues. If you can control the conversation, you can change this country.
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Conversation
Google’s screen for privacy settings does give you more options for what you share than Apple’s does. But it’s not a complete list, and people aren’t aware of whether or not that information will go to a third party.

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Google’s screen for privacy settings does give you more options for what you share than Apple’s does. But it’s not a complete list, and people aren’t aware of whether or not that information will go to a third party.
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Aware More Privacy Screen Setting
Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’

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Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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Go Kidding No Oh Really
Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor.
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Able Enjoy Lifetime Middle Promis
What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.

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What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
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Being Campaign Easy See Trail
I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.

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I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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Awful Know Learn Lot Minnesota

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