I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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As a source of innovation, an engine of our economy, and a forum for our political discourse.
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.
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Anyone with an Internet connection and a few dollars can obtain personal information they should never have access to, including a user’s date of birth, e-mail address, or estimated income.
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We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it’s uncomfortable to talk about.
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It’s really building Air America that I’m focused on, and for me, that almost only means doing a good show.
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I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
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Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor.
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I want to reclaim ‘liberal.’ I’m a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.
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Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.
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It’s hard for a liberal to go on between Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, because it’s like doing country music after hip-hop. I mean, just, the audience doesn’t go from one to the other.
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I feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf.
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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I also focus on Bush and his administration – who do a lot of lying – and how a right-wing media has allowed them to get away with a lot of stuff that, in a different media environment, they probably wouldn’t be able to get away with.
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
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They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
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I’m for Israel’s right to exist.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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Ralph Nader is a hero. I know Ralph, and I call him up occasionally. He’s helped me out on a couple of occasions when I’ve given speeches to corporations where he’d have a good… He’d give me some good information.
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I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.
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