They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
AL FRANKENThe right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they’ve had minor leagues.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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I’m a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I’ll never stop.
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The news movement conservatives that are just laying out, slathering out the disinformation and the lies, as I discuss in my book, ‘Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right.’
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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe.
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We know that the Russian’s interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
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There is – I mean – I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.
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Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn’t been any radio that did that. And so they weren’t trained.
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My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
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If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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creates jobs all over the world, and makes life easier for millions of Americans.
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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There’s plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it’s a serious business.
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They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
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I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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