I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
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And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…
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I feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf.
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Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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It was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a “living” document.
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They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
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Which is why I think any loving, committed couple — gay or straight — should be able to get married.
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Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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I’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.
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If you control the flow of information, you can control the conversation around important issues. If you can control the conversation, you can change this country.
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Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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I don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
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The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.
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Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment, realize they know a gay person or two, and are, therefore, less frightened of them.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.
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If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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The news movement conservatives that are just laying out, slathering out the disinformation and the lies, as I discuss in my book, ‘Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right.’
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Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee – a tradition I’d like very much to continue.
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But I think it’s a good thing. Some people thought that it was an odd career arc, but to me it made absolute sense.
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