I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
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The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal.
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Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…
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When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
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They’re trying to pay for health care and send their kids to college, they’re worried about declining home values, they’re scared for a loved one they have serving in Iraq.
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This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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The reason I wrote political satire was because I thought it – politics – was important… that public policy was important. Then I transitioned into books, then into radio.
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Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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It’s hard for a liberal to go on between Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, because it’s like doing country music after hip-hop. I mean, just, the audience doesn’t go from one to the other.
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I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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In my first week as a U.S. senator, I had the privilege of participating in the Supreme Court confirmation hearing for Judge Sonia Sotomayor.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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I don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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