The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
AL FRANKENMinnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
More Al Franken Quotes
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There’s no comparison between NPR and the propaganda that you hear from Rush or from Sean Hannity.
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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I don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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I get satisfaction when I write something I like, when I’m happy with it.
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I got interested in politics during the civil rights movement and then Vietnam.
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The crash of 2008 was driven in no small part by unfair practices in the mortgage industry which led to many consumers being trapped in loans they didn’t understand and couldn’t afford.
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I couldn’t think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow’s leaders.
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In my first week as a U.S. senator, I had the privilege of participating in the Supreme Court confirmation hearing for Judge Sonia Sotomayor.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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But I think it’s a good thing. Some people thought that it was an odd career arc, but to me it made absolute sense.
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If you want a free email service that doesn’t use your words to target ads to you, you’ll have to figure out how to port years and years of Gmail messages somewhere else, which is about as easy as developing your own free email service.
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Anyone with an Internet connection and a few dollars can obtain personal information they should never have access to, including a user’s date of birth, e-mail address, or estimated income.
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Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
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Which is why I think any loving, committed couple — gay or straight — should be able to get married.
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If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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Whining is anger through a small opening.
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When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building,
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Good schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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