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Al Franken

Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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Most People Positive Rather Time Uncertain Wrong
And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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Blockbuster Distribute Foreign Latest Movie Online Serial Show Website
Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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English First Language People Second Tend Time Voter
But in the right-wing media, they do have a right-wing bias. And they also have an agenda. So their agenda is: we’re an adjunct of the Republican Party, and we’re going push that agenda every day, and, as you say, brand these stories that help further the right-wing cause.
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Agenda Also Bias Media Party Right Wing
They’re trying to pay for health care and send their kids to college, they’re worried about declining home values, they’re scared for a loved one they have serving in Iraq.
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Care College Country Decline Health Home Kid Pay Scare Send Serve Try Value Worry
I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
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Actual Country Grow Up Minnesota
Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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Country Different Liberal Love Way
I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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Dog Enough Gone Like People Small Smart
Google’s screen for privacy settings does give you more options for what you share than Apple’s does. But it’s not a complete list, and people aren’t aware of whether or not that information will go to a third party.
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Apple Aware Complete Google Information More Option Party People Privacy Screen Setting Share
I think the Internet has developed at this incredibly rapid pace because of net neutrality, because of the free nature of it, because a YouTube can start the way YouTube started.
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Develop Free Incredibly Interest Nature Neutrality Pace Rapid Start Think YouTube
The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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Amendment Apply Corporation Fourth
I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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Dry Kill Little might Much Person Problem Think Us Use
Good schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted.
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Anything Chance Creer Good Hard Play Prepare Rule School Want Work
What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
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Being Campaign Easy See Trail
My dad was a terrible businessman.
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Businessman Dad Terrible
Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
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Free Internet Keep Let Weird

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