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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’

Al Franken

They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
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Cover Do Easy Make Money Rate Stories
Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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Country Different Liberal Love Way
As someone who’s spent time with our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan on USO tours and met wounded warriors at Walter Reed and Bethesda,
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Country Someone Spent Time Tour Troop Warrior Wound
I didn’t realize he meant our nation.
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Meant Nation Our Realize
During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
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Career College Country Deferment Enjoy Military Student
When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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Anticipate Century Coming Constitution Evolve Founder New Technology Way Written
I grew up in Minnesota, where we treasure our tradition of civic engagement – and our record of having the nation’s highest voter participation.
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Civic Engagement Grew Highest Minnesota Nation Participation Record Records Tradition Treasure Voter
But in the right-wing media, they do have a right-wing bias. And they also have an agenda. So their agenda is: we’re an adjunct of the Republican Party, and we’re going push that agenda every day, and, as you say, brand these stories that help further the right-wing cause.
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Agenda Also Bias Media Party Right Wing
Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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Hear Look No President
We don’t know how many Russian oligarchs have invested in his business.
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Business Country Invest Know Oligarchs
I am a Minnesotan, and not just because I root for the Vikings and the Twins. I like the Minnesota-nice sensibility.
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Fight Just Like Minnesotan Nice Root Sensible Twin Viking
We owe an historic debt to American Indians. They have a unique set of concerns that haven’t been addressed and I’d like to stand with them. Also, I’d like to get their views on immigration.
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Address Concern Country Debt Historic Immigration Indian Like Unique View
I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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Ask Celebrity Couple Despite Fabulous Fresh Job Kep Month Once Seven Thing
We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.
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Back Have Need Pro-science Science
Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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Fatal Learn Least Mistake Other Unless
I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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Dog Enough Gone Like People Small Smart

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