I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
AL FRANKENMy parents were really political. The news was very important in our home.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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Antitrust law isn’t about protecting competing businesses from each other, it’s about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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That’s bad news for everyone else – and for our democracy itself.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate.
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In my first week as a U.S. senator, I had the privilege of participating in the Supreme Court confirmation hearing for Judge Sonia Sotomayor.
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We don’t know how many Russian oligarchs have invested in his business.
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The next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics. I’m looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest.
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Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
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But I think it’s a good thing. Some people thought that it was an odd career arc, but to me it made absolute sense.
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My dad was a terrible businessman.
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We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren’t rich – but we felt secure.
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Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment, realize they know a gay person or two, and are, therefore, less frightened of them.
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I believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
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One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.
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Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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There’s an appeal to the American sense of exceptionalism, that we’re morally superior, as way to not be self-critical. I think that’s a bit dangerous.
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I got interested in politics during the civil rights movement and then Vietnam.
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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
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I’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
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I had a great time working on the movies, both the major movies I’ve done.
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The right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they’ve had minor leagues.
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And the agencies concluded that the Russians had a clear preference for President Trump.
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We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it’s uncomfortable to talk about.
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