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I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.

Al Franken

After my varied and celebrated career in television, movies, publishing, and the lucrative world of corporate speaking, being a fellow at Harvard seemed, frankly, like a step down.
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I didn’t realize he meant our nation.
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I think the Internet has developed at this incredibly rapid pace because of net neutrality, because of the free nature of it, because a YouTube can start the way YouTube started.
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We owe an historic debt to American Indians. They have a unique set of concerns that haven’t been addressed and I’d like to stand with them. Also, I’d like to get their views on immigration.
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I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents.
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There’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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There’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.
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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
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Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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My parents were really political. The news was very important in our home.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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But in the right-wing media, they do have a right-wing bias. And they also have an agenda. So their agenda is: we’re an adjunct of the Republican Party, and we’re going push that agenda every day, and, as you say, brand these stories that help further the right-wing cause.
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That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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Gary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
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Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
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My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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I anticipate that Apple’s fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.
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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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And the agencies concluded that the Russians had a clear preference for President Trump.
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Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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I couldn’t think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow’s leaders.
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I can assure you, this is not about spying on the American people.
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You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos, all the posts, all the connections – the presence you’ve spent years establishing on the world’s dominant social network?
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