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If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.

Al Franken

I’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
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Devote Enough Lifetime People
Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life.
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They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
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The Medicare Part D prescription drug bill, which might be the most corrupt piece of legislation in history, was a huge giveaway of taxpayer funds to the big pharmaceutical companies.
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I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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The civil rights movement was very important in my house, and then Vietnam was very important ’cause there were two boys, so I came of age during a very heated political climate.
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During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
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And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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If you use Facebook – as I do – Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd.
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When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.
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