My mom sold real estate and did it part time.
AL FRANKENIf 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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Teen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
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I grew up in Minnesota, where we treasure our tradition of civic engagement – and our record of having the nation’s highest voter participation.
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There is – I mean – I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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Some of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.
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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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I feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf.
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As a source of innovation, an engine of our economy, and a forum for our political discourse.
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I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
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This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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I don’t consider myself an artist necessarily, but craftsmen or people in the arts, their spiritualism is sort of when you’re writing well or performing well or doing whatever you do well.
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
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The reason I wrote political satire was because I thought it – politics – was important… that public policy was important. Then I transitioned into books, then into radio.
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My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.
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Google might be doping the horses.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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I want to reclaim ‘liberal.’ I’m a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
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