It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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As a source of innovation, an engine of our economy, and a forum for our political discourse.
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Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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The right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they’ve had minor leagues.
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I like the liberal tradition; I like the Hubert Humphrey tradition fighting for civil rights.
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