I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
AL FRANKENIt’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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All concluded that Russia did in fact interfere in the 2016 election in order to, quote, help President-elect Trump’s election chances when possible by discrediting Secretary Clinton.
AL FRANKENAll concluded that Russia did in fact interfere in the 2016 election in order to, quote, help President-elect Trump’s election chances when possible by discrediting Secretary Clinton.
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Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment, realize they know a gay person or two, and are, therefore, less frightened of them.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
AL FRANKENService dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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I feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf.
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By best, I mean when I have a real sense of doing the right thing and doing good for people and the connected universe of everybody.
AL FRANKENBy best, I mean when I have a real sense of doing the right thing and doing good for people and the connected universe of everybody.
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I like the liberal tradition; I like the Hubert Humphrey tradition fighting for civil rights.
AL FRANKENI like the liberal tradition; I like the Hubert Humphrey tradition fighting for civil rights.
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The government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans’ privacy.
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This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
AL FRANKENI’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
AL FRANKENI’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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The civil rights movement was very important in my house, and then Vietnam was very important ’cause there were two boys, so I came of age during a very heated political climate.
AL FRANKENThe civil rights movement was very important in my house, and then Vietnam was very important ’cause there were two boys, so I came of age during a very heated political climate.
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My parents were really political. The news was very important in our home.
AL FRANKENMy parents were really political. The news was very important in our home.
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We owe an historic debt to American Indians. They have a unique set of concerns that haven’t been addressed and I’d like to stand with them. Also, I’d like to get their views on immigration.
AL FRANKENWe owe an historic debt to American Indians. They have a unique set of concerns that haven’t been addressed and I’d like to stand with them. Also, I’d like to get their views on immigration.
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Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
AL FRANKENRussia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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Putin has had many positive experiences working with Western political leaders whose business interests made them more disposed to deal with Russia.
AL FRANKENPutin has had many positive experiences working with Western political leaders whose business interests made them more disposed to deal with Russia.
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