I’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
AL FRANKENIt’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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But in the right-wing media, they do have a right-wing bias. And they also have an agenda. So their agenda is: we’re an adjunct of the Republican Party, and we’re going push that agenda every day, and, as you say, brand these stories that help further the right-wing cause.
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And the agencies concluded that the Russians had a clear preference for President Trump.
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I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.
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In our political system, money is power. And that means a few can have a lot more power than the rest.
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Comedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn’t been a satirist or a political satirist who’s done that. So, that really was uncharted territory during the campaign.
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That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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I don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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Google might be doping the horses.
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Teen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
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After my varied and celebrated career in television, movies, publishing, and the lucrative world of corporate speaking, being a fellow at Harvard seemed, frankly, like a step down.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
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I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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