If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
AL FRANKENWhen you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
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Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t do something else and also make it sell.
AL FRANKENDemagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t do something else and also make it sell.
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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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Antitrust law isn’t about protecting competing businesses from each other, it’s about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.
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Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…
AL FRANKENMost of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
AL FRANKENYou know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
AL FRANKENLiberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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The only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
AL FRANKENThe only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
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The right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they’ve had minor leagues.
AL FRANKENThe right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they’ve had minor leagues.
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I want to reclaim ‘liberal.’ I’m a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.
AL FRANKENI want to reclaim ‘liberal.’ I’m a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.
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If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
AL FRANKENIf 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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Medicare was established to secure that promise.
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I’m for Israel’s right to exist.
AL FRANKENI’m for Israel’s right to exist.
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As a source of innovation, an engine of our economy, and a forum for our political discourse.
AL FRANKENAs a source of innovation, an engine of our economy, and a forum for our political discourse.
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A blogger should have the same ability to find an audience as a media conglomerate.
AL FRANKENA blogger should have the same ability to find an audience as a media conglomerate.
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Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn’t been any radio that did that. And so they weren’t trained.
AL FRANKENYeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn’t been any radio that did that. And so they weren’t trained.
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