I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
AL FRANKENYeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn’t been any radio that did that. And so they weren’t trained.
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Some of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.
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We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we’d discuss it with our parents.
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I’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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If you control the flow of information, you can control the conversation around important issues. If you can control the conversation, you can change this country.
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Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
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After my varied and celebrated career in television, movies, publishing, and the lucrative world of corporate speaking, being a fellow at Harvard seemed, frankly, like a step down.
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Anybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule.
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When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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But in the right-wing media, they do have a right-wing bias. And they also have an agenda. So their agenda is: we’re an adjunct of the Republican Party, and we’re going push that agenda every day, and, as you say, brand these stories that help further the right-wing cause.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
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