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When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.

Al Franken

Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
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I like the liberal tradition; I like the Hubert Humphrey tradition fighting for civil rights.
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
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The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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My parents were really political. The news was very important in our home.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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I think that the default for collecting any kind of personal data should be opt-in consent.
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Terrorism, to me, is the use of terror for political purpose.
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That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
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I’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.
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Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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We owe an historic debt to American Indians. They have a unique set of concerns that haven’t been addressed and I’d like to stand with them. Also, I’d like to get their views on immigration.
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I believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
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They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
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They’re trying to pay for health care and send their kids to college, they’re worried about declining home values, they’re scared for a loved one they have serving in Iraq.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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I get satisfaction when I write something I like, when I’m happy with it.
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And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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I’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
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Ralph Nader is a hero. I know Ralph, and I call him up occasionally. He’s helped me out on a couple of occasions when I’ve given speeches to corporations where he’d have a good… He’d give me some good information.
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