It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
AL FRANKENWhen the president during the campaign said he was against nation building,
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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Anyone with an Internet connection and a few dollars can obtain personal information they should never have access to, including a user’s date of birth, e-mail address, or estimated income.
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The only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
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He didn’t have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.
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I believe people have a right to know what’s going on with their information and how it’s collected, how it’s stored and who gets it.
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We don’t know how many Russian oligarchs have invested in his business.
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If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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It was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private.
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Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn’t been any radio that did that. And so they weren’t trained.
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Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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I’m for Israel’s right to exist.
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People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
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If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
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All concluded that Russia did in fact interfere in the 2016 election in order to, quote, help President-elect Trump’s election chances when possible by discrediting Secretary Clinton.
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My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
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Some of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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As a source of innovation, an engine of our economy, and a forum for our political discourse.
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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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I am a Minnesotan, and not just because I root for the Vikings and the Twins. I like the Minnesota-nice sensibility.
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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.
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It is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as something of a mixed bag and not as a complete disaster.
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