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Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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It is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as something of a mixed bag and not as a complete disaster.
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This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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Anyone with an Internet connection and a few dollars can obtain personal information they should never have access to, including a user’s date of birth, e-mail address, or estimated income.
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After my varied and celebrated career in television, movies, publishing, and the lucrative world of corporate speaking, being a fellow at Harvard seemed, frankly, like a step down.
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Whining is anger through a small opening.
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I get satisfaction when I write something I like, when I’m happy with it.
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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He didn’t have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.
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The Republican agenda is a radical vision in which Medicaid is slashed to the bone – in which we start to balance the budget on the backs of, literally, our most vulnerable citizens.
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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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I think that the default for collecting any kind of personal data should be opt-in consent.
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Antitrust law isn’t about protecting competing businesses from each other, it’s about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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I think the Internet has developed at this incredibly rapid pace because of net neutrality, because of the free nature of it, because a YouTube can start the way YouTube started.
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By best, I mean when I have a real sense of doing the right thing and doing good for people and the connected universe of everybody.
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There’s plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it’s a serious business.
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The Medicare Part D prescription drug bill, which might be the most corrupt piece of legislation in history, was a huge giveaway of taxpayer funds to the big pharmaceutical companies.
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People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
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The right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they’ve had minor leagues.
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And the agencies concluded that the Russians had a clear preference for President Trump.
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I think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit.
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Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment, realize they know a gay person or two, and are, therefore, less frightened of them.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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