If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
More Al Franken Quotes
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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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Whining is anger through a small opening.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
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We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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Google might be doping the horses.
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If you want a free email service that doesn’t use your words to target ads to you, you’ll have to figure out how to port years and years of Gmail messages somewhere else, which is about as easy as developing your own free email service.
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