More from Al Franken
When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
Al FrankenAl Franken I like the liberal tradition; I like the Hubert Humphrey tradition fighting for civil rights.
Al FrankenAl Franken But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
Al FrankenAl Franken Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
Al FrankenAl Franken I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
Al FrankenAl Franken I’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
Al FrankenAl Franken Call-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. Call-time is where I as the candidate, sit in a room with my “call-time manager,” and a phone. Then I call people and ask them for money. For hours. Apparently, I’m really good at it.
Al FrankenAl Franken The right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they’ve had minor leagues.
Al FrankenAl Franken And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that’s funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there’s all kinds of advantages to it.
Al FrankenAl Franken It was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private.
Al FrankenAl Franken Good schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted.
Al FrankenAl Franken Asking the question whether the mainstream media has a liberal or conservative bias is like asking whether al Qaeda uses too much oil in their hummus.
Al FrankenAl Franken I didn’t realize he meant our nation.
Al FrankenAl Franken Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
Al FrankenAl Franken All concluded that Russia did in fact interfere in the 2016 election in order to, quote, help President-elect Trump’s election chances when possible by discrediting Secretary Clinton.
Al FrankenAl Franken In my first week as a U.S. senator, I had the privilege of participating in the Supreme Court confirmation hearing for Judge Sonia Sotomayor.
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When you are with your friends, control your tongue.
Stuart PetersonStuart Peterson And you have fast become my weakness, even as you remain my source of strength.
Alma-May NoaAlma-May Noa No one else is on your path so why should their limits be?
Elezabeth SymondElezabeth Symond I heard many tongues in many languages saying that people cannot be Gods, and that’s a given. But what if people don’t know what was given to them?
Nikol MejdnNikol Mejdn Pride – it screams a lot louder than love sometimes.
L.T. PhoenixL.T. Phoenix Messed up people even see the beauty in all the shitty places.
Lara-LeanLara-Lean I loved you more than love was allowed.
Lang LeavLang Leav Don’t mistake your discovery for the absence of yourself.
Sania AbbasSania Abbas
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More on small
So grand yet so small, so important yet so irrelevant, so beautiful yet so shallow, must thee live in illusion or does real life leave too much of a confusion?
Zuzanna SzostakZuzanna Szostak Never let your small business make you small-minded.
Brendon BurchardBrendon Burchard Looking at the earth from afar you realize it is too small for conflict and just big enough for co-operation.
Yuri GagarinYuri Gagarin No man discovers anything big if he does not make himself small.
Fulton J. SheenFulton J. Sheen Maybe you have to be smaller if you want to see bigger things. To see how the sky looked prettier from the ground.
A. DimitriA. Dimitri Knock out a small debt first so you get a quick win. Momentum is key.
Dave RamseyDave Ramsey Boldness makes even the smallest animal dangerous.
Robert GreeneRobert Greene God is an ever-receding pocket of scientific ignorance that’s getting smaller and smaller and smaller as time moves on.
Neil deGrasse TysonNeil deGrasse Tyson
