Google might be doping the horses.
AL FRANKENIn our political system, money is power. And that means a few can have a lot more power than the rest.
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And the problem with the mainstream media is that it has these other biases that are much more important.
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Asking the question whether the mainstream media has a liberal or conservative bias is like asking whether al Qaeda uses too much oil in their hummus.
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The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I’ve had to learn a little bit about it. It’s not rocket science: You get ratings, that’s good.
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The institutions that we’ve built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don’t apply to the private sector.
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He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.
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The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.
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There’s an appeal to the American sense of exceptionalism, that we’re morally superior, as way to not be self-critical. I think that’s a bit dangerous.
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I don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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There’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.
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Google’s screen for privacy settings does give you more options for what you share than Apple’s does. But it’s not a complete list, and people aren’t aware of whether or not that information will go to a third party.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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The only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
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By best, I mean when I have a real sense of doing the right thing and doing good for people and the connected universe of everybody.
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I anticipate that Apple’s fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building,
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During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
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Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t do something else and also make it sell.
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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My spiritual life is… sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don’t. When I do have access to it, it’s usually a sense of my understanding what the best course of action or the best thing for me to do.
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I feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf.
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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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