Love takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world.
AL FRANKENHe said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
More Al Franken Quotes
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We owe an historic debt to American Indians. They have a unique set of concerns that haven’t been addressed and I’d like to stand with them. Also, I’d like to get their views on immigration.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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If you use Facebook – as I do – Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd.
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The crash of 2008 was driven in no small part by unfair practices in the mortgage industry which led to many consumers being trapped in loans they didn’t understand and couldn’t afford.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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I get satisfaction when I write something I like, when I’m happy with it.
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If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it’s uncomfortable to talk about.
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I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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Sometimes if I tell people, ‘I’m afraid that I’m really a fraud,’ or ‘I have a lot of self-doubt,’ they go.
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Russia has cultivated an opaque network of patronage across the region that it uses to influence and direct decision- making.
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