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Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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I had a great time working on the movies, both the major movies I’ve done.
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Google might be doping the horses.
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I mean, there is a part of the media that’s not the mainstream media. That’s Fox, that is ‘The Wall Street Journal’ editorial page.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
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And the agencies concluded that the Russians had a clear preference for President Trump.
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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I also focus on Bush and his administration – who do a lot of lying – and how a right-wing media has allowed them to get away with a lot of stuff that, in a different media environment, they probably wouldn’t be able to get away with.
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