If you use Facebook – as I do – Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd.

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If you use Facebook – as I do – Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd.

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I anticipate that Apple’s fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.

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I anticipate that Apple’s fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.
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Anticipate Fingerprint iPhone Likely Make More Reader Secure Smartphone
If someone hacks your password, you can change it – as many times as you want.

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If someone hacks your password, you can change it – as many times as you want.
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Fingerprint Hack Many Password Someone
Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.

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Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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Be Bob Real Use
I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.

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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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Entire Satirist Spent
I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.

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I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
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Actual Grow Up Minnesota
This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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Ago Felt Fundraiser Learn Saw Schmuck Something Tell Well
We don’t know how many Russian oligarchs have invested in his business.
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Invest Know Oligarchs
If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.

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If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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Arm Day Liberal Root Troop
I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.

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I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
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After Go Think
Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’

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Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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No President
And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that’s funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there’s all kinds of advantages to it.

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And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that’s funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there’s all kinds of advantages to it.
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Down Easy Make Think Write
My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.

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My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
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Comedian Dad
It is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as something of a mixed bag and not as a complete disaster.

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It is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as something of a mixed bag and not as a complete disaster.
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Back Bag Fondest Fullness Mix President Something Wish
Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.

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Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
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Free Keep Let Weird
You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.

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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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Elect First Really Should Think
There’s no comparison between NPR and the propaganda that you hear from Rush or from Sean Hannity.

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There’s no comparison between NPR and the propaganda that you hear from Rush or from Sean Hannity.
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Between Lie Propaganda

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