Comedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn’t been a satirist or a political satirist who’s done that. So, that really was uncharted territory during the campaign.
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Comedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn’t been a satirist or a political satirist who’s done that. So, that really was uncharted territory during the campaign.
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I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
AL FRANKENI’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
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I anticipate that Apple’s fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.
AL FRANKENI anticipate that Apple’s fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.
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The only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
AL FRANKENThe only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
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I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.
AL FRANKENI hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
AL FRANKENSkepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
AL FRANKENThey had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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It’s really building Air America that I’m focused on, and for me, that almost only means doing a good show.
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If Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire – and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.
AL FRANKENIf Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire – and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.
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Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
AL FRANKENNet neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
AL FRANKENMinnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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The civil rights movement was very important in my house, and then Vietnam was very important ’cause there were two boys, so I came of age during a very heated political climate.
AL FRANKENThe civil rights movement was very important in my house, and then Vietnam was very important ’cause there were two boys, so I came of age during a very heated political climate.
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Medicare was established to secure that promise.
AL FRANKENMedicare was established to secure that promise.
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He didn’t have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.
AL FRANKENHe didn’t have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.
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