If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.

AL FRANKEN

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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.

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And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.

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And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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Blockbuster Distribute Latest Online Serial Website
I’m a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I’ll never stop.

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I’m a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I’ll never stop.
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Make Perfectionist
There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.

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There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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Ballot Check Circle Mis-fill Our Subset Tend Voter
When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.

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When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
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Become Either Feel Like More Thing Two
Most Americans don’t think about antitrust law when they look at their cable bill, flip channels on TV, or worry about what their favorite website knows about them. But they should.
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Antitrust Bill Cable Channel Favorite Most Think Website
They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.

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They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
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Cover Do Easy Make Rate Stories
As someone who’s spent time with our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan on USO tours and met wounded warriors at Walter Reed and Bethesda,
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Someone Spent Tour Troop Warrior
Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.

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Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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Net Neutrality Out Sell
Russia has cultivated an opaque network of patronage across the region that it uses to influence and direct decision- making.

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Russia has cultivated an opaque network of patronage across the region that it uses to influence and direct decision- making.
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Across Cultivated Decioison Direct Influencer Making Network Region User
The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.

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The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.
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Everyone Neutrality
When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building,
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Against Building Campaign During President
Call-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. Call-time is where I as the candidate, sit in a room with my “call-time manager,” and a phone. Then I call people and ask them for money. For hours. Apparently, I’m really good at it.

AL FRANKEN

Call-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. Call-time is where I as the candidate, sit in a room with my “call-time manager,” and a phone. Then I call people and ask them for money. For hours. Apparently, I’m really good at it.
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Candidate Finance Manage Phone Renew
It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.

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It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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Actual Authorize Debate Hard Program
When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.

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When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
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Growing Privacy Protect Up
Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.

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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.

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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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Entire Satirist Spent

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