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We know that the Russian’s interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.

Al Franken

I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
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By best, I mean when I have a real sense of doing the right thing and doing good for people and the connected universe of everybody.
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I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.
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He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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Google’s screen for privacy settings does give you more options for what you share than Apple’s does. But it’s not a complete list, and people aren’t aware of whether or not that information will go to a third party.
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I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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The reason I wrote political satire was because I thought it – politics – was important… that public policy was important. Then I transitioned into books, then into radio.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
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