Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee – a tradition I’d like very much to continue.
AL FRANKEN- Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee – a tradition I’d like very much to continue.
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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
AL FRANKENThe Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
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I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
AL FRANKENI just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
AL FRANKENAnd we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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As someone who’s spent time with our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan on USO tours and met wounded warriors at Walter Reed and Bethesda,
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The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.
AL FRANKENThe Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.
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I’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
AL FRANKENI’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
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Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
AL FRANKENOh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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I get satisfaction when I write something I like, when I’m happy with it.
AL FRANKENI get satisfaction when I write something I like, when I’m happy with it.
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The next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics. I’m looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest.
AL FRANKENThe next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics. I’m looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
AL FRANKENI might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
AL FRANKENFor 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
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It was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private.
AL FRANKENIt was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private.
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But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
AL FRANKENBut adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
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