Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
AL FRANKENAsking the question whether the mainstream media has a liberal or conservative bias is like asking whether al Qaeda uses too much oil in their hummus.
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Gary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
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It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
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Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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I didn’t realize he meant our nation.
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They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
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Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
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Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t do something else and also make it sell.
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I am a Minnesotan, and not just because I root for the Vikings and the Twins. I like the Minnesota-nice sensibility.
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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But when the veteran has a dog, the same people will come up and say, ‘Hi’ to pet the dog and then strike up a conversation.
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The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.
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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
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Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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Harvard’s Kennedy School of Government asked me to serve as a fellow at its Shorenstein Center on the Press, Politics, and Public Policy.
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I anticipate that Apple’s fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.
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And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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That’s bad news for everyone else – and for our democracy itself.
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Medicare was established to secure that promise.
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During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
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That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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Net neutrality has been in place since the very beginning of the Internet.
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I’m for Israel’s right to exist.
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