The news movement conservatives that are just laying out, slathering out the disinformation and the lies, as I discuss in my book, ‘Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right.’
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More Al Franken Quotes
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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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Sometimes if I tell people, ‘I’m afraid that I’m really a fraud,’ or ‘I have a lot of self-doubt,’ they go.
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Whining is anger through a small opening.
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In my first week as a U.S. senator, I had the privilege of participating in the Supreme Court confirmation hearing for Judge Sonia Sotomayor.
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I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
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Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
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I’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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I didn’t realize he meant our nation.
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It’s hard for a liberal to go on between Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, because it’s like doing country music after hip-hop. I mean, just, the audience doesn’t go from one to the other.
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Asking the question whether the mainstream media has a liberal or conservative bias is like asking whether al Qaeda uses too much oil in their hummus.
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Harvard’s Kennedy School of Government asked me to serve as a fellow at its Shorenstein Center on the Press, Politics, and Public Policy.
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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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I believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
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If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
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I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.
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My parents were really political. The news was very important in our home.
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