I’m for Israel’s right to exist.
AL FRANKEN
AL FRANKEN
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Al FrankenAl Franken I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents.
Al FrankenAl Franken My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
Al FrankenAl Franken Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
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Al FrankenAl Franken Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
Al FrankenAl Franken Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t do something else and also make it sell.
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Al FrankenAl Franken If you use Facebook – as I do – Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd.
Al FrankenAl Franken Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
Al FrankenAl Franken There is – I mean – I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor.
Al FrankenAl Franken He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.
Al FrankenAl Franken The civil rights movement was very important in my house, and then Vietnam was very important ’cause there were two boys, so I came of age during a very heated political climate.
Al FrankenAl Franken Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment, realize they know a gay person or two, and are, therefore, less frightened of them.
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