I believe people have a right to know what’s going on with their information and how it’s collected, how it’s stored and who gets it.
AL FRANKENTeen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
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And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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The crash of 2008 was driven in no small part by unfair practices in the mortgage industry which led to many consumers being trapped in loans they didn’t understand and couldn’t afford.
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I am a Minnesotan, and not just because I root for the Vikings and the Twins. I like the Minnesota-nice sensibility.
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There’s no comparison between NPR and the propaganda that you hear from Rush or from Sean Hannity.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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When I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn’t exist.
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I want to reclaim ‘liberal.’ I’m a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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I get satisfaction when I write something I like, when I’m happy with it.
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I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
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There’s plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it’s a serious business.
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Love takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world.
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There’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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By best, I mean when I have a real sense of doing the right thing and doing good for people and the connected universe of everybody.
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And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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My parents were really political. The news was very important in our home.
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My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren’t rich – but we felt secure.
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I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
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I believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
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Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
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Anyone with an Internet connection and a few dollars can obtain personal information they should never have access to, including a user’s date of birth, e-mail address, or estimated income.
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