People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
AL FRANKENI don’t consider myself an artist necessarily, but craftsmen or people in the arts, their spiritualism is sort of when you’re writing well or performing well or doing whatever you do well.
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Net neutrality has been in place since the very beginning of the Internet.
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I believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
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I don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.
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I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
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They’re trying to pay for health care and send their kids to college, they’re worried about declining home values, they’re scared for a loved one they have serving in Iraq.
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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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I couldn’t think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow’s leaders.
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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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We owe an historic debt to American Indians. They have a unique set of concerns that haven’t been addressed and I’d like to stand with them. Also, I’d like to get their views on immigration.
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If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
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Sometimes if I tell people, ‘I’m afraid that I’m really a fraud,’ or ‘I have a lot of self-doubt,’ they go.
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My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.
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creates jobs all over the world, and makes life easier for millions of Americans.
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I can assure you, this is not about spying on the American people.
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When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.
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If you use Facebook – as I do – Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd.
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Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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I’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
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When I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn’t exist.
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My spiritual life is… sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don’t. When I do have access to it, it’s usually a sense of my understanding what the best course of action or the best thing for me to do.
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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At ‘SNL,’ I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in ’95, I could let my own beliefs out.
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Whining is anger through a small opening.
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