I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
AL FRANKENI hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Whining is anger through a small opening.
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I can assure you, this is not about spying on the American people.
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He didn’t have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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I think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit.
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Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment, realize they know a gay person or two, and are, therefore, less frightened of them.
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My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
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There’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.
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If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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I think that the default for collecting any kind of personal data should be opt-in consent.
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We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it’s uncomfortable to talk about.
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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The civil rights movement was very important in my house, and then Vietnam was very important ’cause there were two boys, so I came of age during a very heated political climate.
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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If you use Facebook – as I do – Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd.
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It is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as something of a mixed bag and not as a complete disaster.
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If you control the flow of information, you can control the conversation around important issues. If you can control the conversation, you can change this country.
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We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.
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I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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National security laws must protect national security. But they must also protect the public trust and preserve the ability of an informed electorate to hold its government to account.
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I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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creates jobs all over the world, and makes life easier for millions of Americans.
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You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos, all the posts, all the connections – the presence you’ve spent years establishing on the world’s dominant social network?
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If Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire – and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.
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During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
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