f they’d been working with Alec Guinness, for instance, they wouldn’t have known they were born if they’d not towed the line!
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More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Of course they’re out of date. Standards are always out of date. That is what makes them standards.
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Some local boys come in and there is a bit of chat between them and the fish-fryer about whether the kestrel under the counter is for sale.
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To read is to withdraw.To make oneself unavailable. One would feel easier about it if the pursuit inself were less…selfish.
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What I’m above all primarily concerned with is the substance of life, the pith of reality.
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I can walk. It’s just that I’m so rich I don’t need to.
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Clichés can be quite fun. That’s how they got to be clichés.
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I’m not good at precise, coherent argument. But plays are suited to incoherent argument, put into the mouths of fallible people.
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Of course my standards are out of date! That’s why they’re called standards.
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A bookshelf is as particular to its owner as are his or her clothes; a personality is stamped on a library just as a shoe is shaped by the foot.
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We still don’t like to admit the war was even partly our fault because so many of our people died.
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I think perhaps that’s why I live in Ibiza, because the blue of the Mediterranean, you see, reminds me of the blue of the eyes of those Doncaster miners.
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Sometimes there is no next time, no time-outs, no second chances. Sometimes it’s now or never.
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Philip Larkin used to cheer himself up by looking in the mirror and saying the line from Rebecca, ‘I am Mrs de Winter now!
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At the drabber moments of my life (swilling some excrement from the steps, for instance, or rooting with a bent coat-hanger down a blocked sink) thoughts occur like.
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One reads for pleasure…it is not a public duty.
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Those who have known the famous are publicly debriefed of their memories.
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Have you ever thought, headmaster, that your standards might perhaps be a little out of date?
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I lack what the English call character, by which they mean the power to refrain.
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But then, when I did go, the contrast between Leeds, which was very black and sooty in those days, and Cambridge, which seemed like something out of a fairystory, in the grip of a hard frost, was just wonderful.
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…she felt about reading what some writers felt about writing: that it was impossible not to do it and that at this late stage of her life she had been chosen to read as others were chosen to write.
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I’m all in favour of free expression provided it’s kept rigidly under control.
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The sheer endlessness of books outfaced her and she had no idea how to go on; there was no system to her reading, with one book leading to another, and often she had two or three on the go at the same time.
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Far from wanting time to pass, one just wishes one had more of it. If one wanted to pass the time one could go to New Zealand.
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Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself.
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God doesn’t do notes, either. Did Jesus Christ say, “Can I be excused the Crucifixion?” No!
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The trouble is, as soon as you’ve chosen somebody it obscures anybody else you might have thought of.
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