I can walk. It’s just that I’m so rich I don’t need to.
ALAN BENNETTTo read is to withdraw.To make oneself unavailable. One would feel easier about it if the pursuit inself were less…selfish.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Why do we not care to acknowledge them? The cattle, the body count.
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Deluded liberal that I am, I persist in thinking that those with a streak of sexual unorthodoxy ought to be more tolerant of their fellows than those who lead an entirely godly, righteous and sober life.
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Far from wanting time to pass, one just wishes one had more of it. If one wanted to pass the time one could go to New Zealand.
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It [Cambridge] wasn’t a holy grail in the sense that I’d never been to Cambridge.
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I bet Tom Stoppard doesn’t have to do this’ or There is no doubt David Hare would have deputed this to an underling.’
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God doesn’t do notes, either. Did Jesus Christ say, “Can I be excused the Crucifixion?” No!
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What I’m above all primarily concerned with is the substance of life, the pith of reality.
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Books, bread and butter, mashed potato – one finishes what’s on one’s plate. That’s always been my philosophy.
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History is a commentary on the various and continuing incapabilities of men. What is history? History is women following behind with the bucket.
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They may not have two spondees to rub together but they still want to pen their saga untrammelled by life-threatening activities like trailing round Sainsbury’s, emptying the dishwasher or going to the nativity play.
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One reads for pleasure…it is not a public duty.
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I tried to explain to her the significance of the great poet, but without much success,
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At the drabber moments of my life (swilling some excrement from the steps, for instance, or rooting with a bent coat-hanger down a blocked sink) thoughts occur like.
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All the effort went into getting there and then I had nothing left. I thought I’d got somewhere, then I found I had to go on.
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Your whole life is on the other side of the glass. And there is nobody watching.
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