Dishwasher Quotes

You’re only as much as you settle for. If they settle for being somebody’s dishwasher that’s their own f***ing problem.

They may not have two spondees to rub together but they still want to pen their saga untrammelled by life-threatening activities like trailing round Sainsbury’s, emptying the dishwasher or going to the nativity play.

If you don’t settle for that and you keep fighting it, you know, you’ll end up anything you want to be.