Polly: Education with socialists, it’s like sex, all right as long as you don’t have to pay for it.
ALAN BENNETTAll the effort went into getting there and then I had nothing left. I thought I’d got somewhere, then I found I had to go on.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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It’s like going to a place that you’ve never been to before – you’ve got a picture of it and then you go there and that picture is totally wiped out by the reality.
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I’ve never seen the point of the sea, except where it meets the land. The shore has a point. The sea has none.
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Books are not about passing the time. They’re about other lives. Other worlds.
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Reading is untidy, discursive and perpetually inviting.
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What I’m above all primarily concerned with is the substance of life, the pith of reality.
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It’s much easier to follow something that’s not been as successful as this.
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Books did not care who was reading them or whether one read them or not. All readers were equal, herself included. Literature, she thought, is a commonwealth; letters a republic.
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Why is it always the “intelligent” people who are socialists?
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Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
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Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself.
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But most men regard their life as a poem that women threaten.
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Cloisters, ancient libraries … I was confusing learning with the smell of cold stone.
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Books generally just confirm you in what you have, perhaps unwittingly, decided to do already.
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Have you ever thought, headmaster, that your standards might perhaps be a little out of date?
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If I had to sum up my work, I suppose that’s it really: I’m taking the pith out of reality.
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Far from wanting time to pass, one just wishes one had more of it. If one wanted to pass the time one could go to New Zealand.
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We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.
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Why do we not care to acknowledge them? The cattle, the body count.
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There’s very little in the substance of [THE LADY IN THE VAN] which is not fact though some adjustments have had to be made.
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Once I start a book I finish it. That was the way one was brought up.
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Clichés can be quite fun. That’s how they got to be clichés.
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It seems to me the mark of a civilized society that certain privileges should be taken for granted such as education, health care and the safety to walk the streets.
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His writing is that of someone whose whole life was spent in apartments, with lifts, stairwells, muffled voices behind closed doors, and sounds through walls.
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Cancer, like any other illness, is a bore.
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Those who have known the famous are publicly debriefed of their memories.
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Sometimes there is no next time, no time-outs, no second chances. Sometimes it’s now or never.
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