You go to a book to have your convictions corroborated.
ALAN BENNETTWhy is it always the “intelligent” people who are socialists?
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I wish they were like the White Rhinosix of them left in the Serengeti National Park, and all males.
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I write plays about things that I can’t resolve in my mind. I try to root things out.
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To play Trivial Pursuit with a life like mine could be said to be a form of homeopathy.
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Because you should realise the Cenotaph and the Last Post and all that stuff is concerned, there’s no better way of forgetting something than by commemorating it.
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You always know when you’re going to arrive. If you go by car, you don’t. Apart from anything else, I prefer cycling. It puts you in a good mood, I find.
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At the drabber moments of my life (swilling some excrement from the steps, for instance, or rooting with a bent coat-hanger down a blocked sink) thoughts occur like.
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If I am doing nothing, I like to be doing nothing to some purpose. That is what leisure means.
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I suppose I’m the only person who remembers one of the most exciting of his ballets-it’s the fruit of an unlikely collaboration between Nijinsky on the one hand and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle on the other.
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We still don’t like to admit the war was even partly our fault because so many of our people died.
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We have fish and chips, which W. and I fetch from the shop in Settle market-place.
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Artists, celebrated for their humanity, they turn out to be scarcely human at all.
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The Breed never dies. Sapper, Buchan, Dornford Yates, practitioners in that school of Snobbery withViolence that runs like a thread of good-class tweed through twentieth-century literature.
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I turned down a knighthood. It would be like having to wear a suit every day of your life.
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A photograph on every mantlepiece. And all this mourning has veiled the truth. It’s not so much lest we forget, as lest we remember.
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Above literature?’ said the Queen. ‘Who is above literature? You might as well say one was above humanity.
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Definition of a classic: a book everyone is assumed to have read and often thinks they have.
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The trouble is, as soon as you’ve chosen somebody it obscures anybody else you might have thought of.
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If you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arranging.
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The Waste Land not figuring very largely in Mam’s scheme of things. “The thing is,” I said finally, “he won the Nobel Prize.” “Well,” she said, with that unerring grasp of inessentials which is the prerogative of mothers, “I’m not surprised. It was a beautiful overcoat.”
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The appeal of reading, she thought, lay in its indifference: there was something undeferring about literature.
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God doesn’t do notes, either. Did Jesus Christ say, “Can I be excused the Crucifixion?” No!
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We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.
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You don’t put your life into your books, you find it there.
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Some local boys come in and there is a bit of chat between them and the fish-fryer about whether the kestrel under the counter is for sale.
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I’ve never seen the point of the sea, except where it meets the land. The shore has a point. The sea has none.
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Our father the novelist; my husband the poet. He belongs to the ages – just don’t catch him at breakfast.
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