My experience came before most of you were born.
ALAN BENNETTPolly: Education with socialists, it’s like sex, all right as long as you don’t have to pay for it.
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I had no idea of who could play it, no notion really. Then Richard came to see us but I don’t think it was decided at that meeting.
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It seems to me the mark of a civilized society that certain privileges should be taken for granted such as education, health care and the safety to walk the streets.
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There’s very little in the substance of [THE LADY IN THE VAN] which is not fact though some adjustments have had to be made.
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That’s a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water.
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To play Trivial Pursuit with a life like mine could be said to be a form of homeopathy.
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Life is rather like a tin of sardines – we’re all of us looking for the key.
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I can walk. It’s just that I’m so rich I don’t need to.
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My school was a state school in Leeds and the headmaster usually sent students to Leeds University but he didn’t normally send them to Oxford or Cambridge.
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It’s like going to a place that you’ve never been to before – you’ve got a picture of it and then you go there and that picture is totally wiped out by the reality.
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Of course they’re out of date. Standards are always out of date. That is what makes them standards.
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I bet Tom Stoppard doesn’t have to do this’ or There is no doubt David Hare would have deputed this to an underling.’
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And one of the historian’s jobs is to anticipate what our perspective of that period will be… even on the Holocaust.
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But most men regard their life as a poem that women threaten.
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Your whole life is on the other side of the glass. And there is nobody watching.
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I’ve never seen the point of the sea, except where it meets the land. The shore has a point. The sea has none.
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The Breed never dies. Sapper, Buchan, Dornford Yates, practitioners in that school of Snobbery withViolence that runs like a thread of good-class tweed through twentieth-century literature.
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I dont know whether you’ve ever looked into a miner’s eyes for any length of time, that is. Because it is the loveliest blue you’ve ever seen.
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I’m all in favour of free expression provided it’s kept rigidly under control.
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So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.
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Imagine that. Per person. This means that if the time scale is diminished in proportion to that of space it would be quite possible for the whole story of Greece and Rome to be played out between farts.
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Why is it always the “intelligent” people who are socialists?
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Cloisters, ancient libraries … I was confusing learning with the smell of cold stone.
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Because you should realise the Cenotaph and the Last Post and all that stuff is concerned, there’s no better way of forgetting something than by commemorating it.
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Illogically, I tend to assume that if you ( Philip Larkin) dream of caning schoolgirls bottoms, it disqualifies you from dismissing half the nation as work-shy.
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Those who have known the famous are publicly debriefed of their memories.
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A book is a device to ignite the imagination.
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