They may not have two spondees to rub together but they still want to pen their saga untrammelled by life-threatening activities like trailing round Sainsbury’s, emptying the dishwasher or going to the nativity play.
ALAN BENNETT- [B]riefing is not reading. In fact it is the antithesis of reading. Briefing is terse, factual and to the point.
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[B]riefing is not reading. In fact it is the antithesis of reading. Briefing is terse, factual and to the point.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Clichés can be quite fun. That’s how they got to be clichés.
ALAN BENNETTClichés can be quite fun. That’s how they got to be clichés.
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Cancer, like any other illness, is a bore.
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It [Cambridge] wasn’t a holy grail in the sense that I’d never been to Cambridge.
ALAN BENNETTIt [Cambridge] wasn’t a holy grail in the sense that I’d never been to Cambridge.
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I’m not “happy” but I’m not unhappy about it.
ALAN BENNETTI’m not “happy” but I’m not unhappy about it.
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We don’t see it, and because we don’t see it this means that there is no period so remote as the recent past.
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The appeal of reading, she thought, lay in its indifference: there was something undeferring about literature.
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Life is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key.
ALAN BENNETTLife is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key.
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I have never understood disliking for war. It panders to instincts already catered for within the scope of any respectable domestic establishment.
ALAN BENNETTI have never understood disliking for war. It panders to instincts already catered for within the scope of any respectable domestic establishment.
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You have the knowledge but that does not entitle you to be superior. Knowledge makes you the servant not the master.
ALAN BENNETTYou have the knowledge but that does not entitle you to be superior. Knowledge makes you the servant not the master.
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Authors, she soon decided, were probably best met within the pages of their novels, and were as much creatures of the reader’s imagination as the characters in their books.
ALAN BENNETTAuthors, she soon decided, were probably best met within the pages of their novels, and were as much creatures of the reader’s imagination as the characters in their books.
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Cloisters, ancient libraries … I was confusing learning with the smell of cold stone.
ALAN BENNETTCloisters, ancient libraries … I was confusing learning with the smell of cold stone.
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We have fish and chips, which W. and I fetch from the shop in Settle market-place.
ALAN BENNETTWe have fish and chips, which W. and I fetch from the shop in Settle market-place.
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My films are about embarrassment.
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We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn’t obey the rules.
ALAN BENNETTWe started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn’t obey the rules.
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I bet Tom Stoppard doesn’t have to do this’ or There is no doubt David Hare would have deputed this to an underling.’
ALAN BENNETTI bet Tom Stoppard doesn’t have to do this’ or There is no doubt David Hare would have deputed this to an underling.’
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